A New Level of Stupid.

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Lol! Seriously.

A few days ago I was perfectly happy and willing to let this go, but this girl really just doesn't want to let this die. Thems almost fightin words, but I'm laughing too hard to bother. Not only does she think threatening and bitching about it will be helpful to her, but she doesn't even know what she's throwing a tantrum about anymore.



kitty342.deviantart.com/journa… I'm totally soliciting minors. I've met alot of really stupid adults, but none quite as stupid as this, I don't know what she plans on gaining by pretending to be her father or why she expects anyone to believe that her father types like a 15 year old girl. I'm not really sure why this girl thinks I'm talking to her, I havn't sent her any messages or left her any comments. But Apparently I am. And of course, since I have never sent this girl any messages, e-mails or notes, the most correct response is also to send me threatening e-mail.



I have also apparently broken some sort of fictional federal law that states one can not talk about whiny minors in a truthful, satirical manner. If you don't see me around for a few days, It's because the meany police have come to take me away to lollipop jail on No-one-gives-a-fuck Island.



Screenshot: i212.photobucket.com/albums/cc…



OMG IF YOU DON'T BELIVE ME I'M GOING TO HURT YOU!!!one11!

Usually at this point of being so butt hurt over being called on a tremendously ridiculous lie people try and go and pretend like it never happened and let everyone move on with their lives. Not this thief. No. This theif has decided that it would be a better idea to log onto her various sock puppet accounts (for those unfamiliar with the term, it is accounts owned and created by one person pretending to be someone else's 'friend'). It is convenient that they are able to log on and off at the same time she does and all type with the same crippling mannerisms, horrible chat speak and crude behavior and all seem to have magical access to each other's accounts.



I guess if you can't convince people that you painted official artwork that was totally created by you and totally not the OFFICIAL ART OF A POPULAR GAME by yelling at them in bold caps to take your word for it because your 'friends' could say so wasn't working, the next best thing would be to throw a hissy fit, pretend to leave and log onto your sockpuppet accounts and totally contradict everything you wrote before in your first edit of the journal so that it goes from "THIS IS ALL MINE I DREW IT ALL MYSELF" to "I DIDNT DRAW IT ALL MYSELF BUT ITS STILL MINE" to "OK ITS NOT MINE BUT OTHER PEOPLE DO IT SO ITS OK" and back to "I DID IT ALL MYSELF" in a matter of a few paragraphs. Perhaps in an effort to try and confuse the audience into falling for it. Of course, when this doesn't work, the obviously next best thing to do is to try and literally threaten people into believing something that a blind leper monkey could see is a total crock.



Thats right, thieves are threating people now. Seriously: imgaarasninja.deviantart.com/j… When you're making such a spectacle of yourself and simply calling more and more attention to your asshattery in what can only be a masochistic attempt to make shit worse for yourself, I don't believe you get to complain when the people you're looking for a reaction from actually react.



Obligatory screenshot if you're curiouse to see what edits are new and what where there before: i11.photobucket.com/albums/a19…



Oh and by the way, its just a total coincidence that these three accounts only ever log in and out at the same time to spam journals or leave schizophrenic conversations between themselves (with responses like 1 minute apart, being about the time it takes to log out and onto a new account again) because they are totally different people i11.photobucket.com/albums/a19…



More Fail

Edit: Oh good, their 'friend' (and/or sockpuppet account) Has thought it a good Idea to do the EXACT SAME THING. WIth the same texture and even WORSE smudge). Of course it was edited after her 'friend' got caught stealing, the description is still quite entertaining.



Deviation: kitty342.deviantart.com/art/Pr… (screenshot: i11.photobucket.com/albums/a19…)


Overlay: i11.photobucket.com/albums/a19… (first is the origonal, last is her manip, center is 50% opacity overlay of the two)



Original Fail


So my friend found yet another stolen picture that has been smudged/textured/otherwise raped. Which really isn't that uncommon on DA and usually I just pass them by (after dropping a quick report). Even more rarely do I bother to write a journal about it, but this submission was just so entertainingly bad in their efforts to try and convince people that they had actually drawn and painted it that I thought you might might find it entertaining as well. If not a bit sad.



Of course anyone who's ever spent 10 minutes dicking around in photoshop would have found the smudge tool and could recognize that this is all that's happened to this image.



Here is the deviation: imgaarasninja.deviantart.com/a… (lol they deleted it, then continued to try and say it was theirs in their journal: imgaarasninja.deviantart.com/j…, here's a screenshot of the deviation: i11.photobucket.com/albums/a19…) I don't know about you, but I find it alot more convincing that someone isn't stealing something when they don't hide it and then keep fighting about it.



Here is the origonal image, from the site the ripped it from (note they didn't even bother to resize it): www.mediavida.com/imagenes/200…



Here is a nice overlay of it: i11.photobucket.com/albums/a19… (note that some areas even remain un-smudged and easy to see that it is the origonal image even below the texture)



They even went to the extent to upload a fake "WIP" in which they took the image and scribbled all over it. Poorly.



Fake WIP Deviation: imgaarasninja.deviantart.com/a… (lol they deleted it, then continued to try and say it was theirs in their journal: imgaarasninja.deviantart.com/j…, here's a screenshot of the deviation: i11.photobucket.com/albums/a19…)


Circled areas of dumbassery: i11.photobucket.com/albums/a19…



Here you can see a few (among many) places they didn't cover. (probably because their monitor has settings where either a) they couldn't see where they missed or b) this person is really bad at painting over shit. Either way.



It is always entertaining when a thief's gallery displays a complete lack of understanding of the human figure and how to do even the most basic colouring in photoshop filtered in between bad copy jobs and then tries something like this and expects the rest of us to be dumb enough to fall for it.



Way to go.



Screenshots to refute denial claims and future lies, since captain pants on fire over here seems particularly prone to lying. i11.photobucket.com/albums/a19… i11.photobucket.com/albums/a19…



This person has done this with other pictures as well, such as this one: imgaarasninja.deviantart.com/a… and imgaarasninja.deviantart.com/a… you can still see the origonal image they stole below in the darker areas (like under the eyebrows and in the hair of the first one particularly).



The only thing worse than smudging someone else's work around, is doing it and then trying to claim it is completely your own. I guess being a good liar takes talent too? It's one thing to admit your mistake and move on, its another to sit there and make a spectacle of yourself. You don't get to complain when others call you on it when you act that way. You just don't.



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KGBigelow's avatar
just gimme the OKAY and I'll put up a really inappropriate comic based on this dumbassery.